OK, I’m not gonna stand by the heroes, villains, and mentors diagrams I included here. They aren’t exactly accurate.

Ok, I completely made up about 3 of them.

The hero’s journey is almost accurate, but I simplified it. It’s more complex than what I have here but I didn’t want to bog the joke down with too much info. There’s already a ton to read as it is.

On a different note, there were some Journey song titles that would have fit well with the hero’s journey theme, but I went with the more recognizable titles. And FYI… That’s the “Escape” album cover twisted to include a Skitter logo bug in place of the scarab.

John Vogel