SHARDS OF COCKTAIL

 

Sorry this comic came out a little later in the day than usual.

In other news… my Reddit account was reactivated. I haven’t posted any comics there yet, but I did post one of my videos in /r/retrogaming. ¬†You can find me under the name Skittercomic.

Have a great weekend!

– John

↓ Transcript
THE SHARDS OF COCKTAIL

MARTIN: "Turns out that vilainous spider, Jack, was fixin' to eat my roachlings.

BILL: "What're you gonna do, Martin?"

MARTIN: "I'm gonna gear up... BEHOLD! My father's sword... The Shards of Cocktail!!"

BILL: "Nice lighting."

MARTIN: "... Shattered at the battle of the Five Olives..."

BILL: "It broke in the heat of battle?"

MARTIN: "Well... no. Dad got greedy and tried to skitter off with five olives skewered on this thing. They're only stress-tested to hold four."